In a hotly uncontested race in North Korea, the ‘surprise ‘winner was Kim Jong Un! I couldn’t believe it! He won with 99.9% of the vote and the turn out was 99%. He must be doing such a great job for his people, because they obviously love him.
The above paragraph is entirely sarcastic.
I hear he apologised for not getting 100% of the votes cast.
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