I’m about to take the COLBERT QUESTIONERT, a set of 15 questions that are meant to plumb the depths of any person who is willing to be known. If you’re unfamiliar with comedian Stephen Colbert , I highly recommend you go to YouTube and search for the Colbert questionert. It’s interesting to see how different people respond, from Carol Burnett to Michelle Obama to Robert Deniro and Ryan Gosling, all answering the exact same questions in very different ways .I guarantee you will be entertained.
Here are my responses.
1. What is the best sandwich?
Meatloaf
2. What is one thing that you own that you really should throw out?
I’ve already done it, and it was my collection of high heels.
3. What is the scariest animal?
The male.
4. Apples or oranges?
Since it’s impossible to compare the two, I’ll go with pears.
5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
No. But somehow I have 2.
6. What do you think happens when we die?
Relief.
7. Favorite action movie?
True Lies
8. Favorite smell?
It’s a tie between freshly cut grass and freshly baked bread.
9. Least favorite smell?
The smell of beer after it has left the body via the urinary tract and sat in the toilet overnight.
10. Exercise, worth it?
In moderation, yes.
11. Flat or sparkling?
Flat
12. Most used app on your phone?
YouTube
13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life. What is it?
Isn’t she lovely? By Stevie Wonder
14. What number am I thinking of?
I don’t see how that is any of my business
15. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
Same as it ever was.
And now you should know me.