Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.
The following news from my country of Canada is going to be uninteresting to most people. In fact, most people wouldn’t consider this news at all . It’s not anything that really affects anyone except for a raccoon. But it affected me greatly because it made me smile, even giggle a bit. The news is so depressing in Canada if only because most of it has to do with whether or not Donald Trump is going to debate Kamala Harris .why does that depress me? Because it isn’t actually Canadian news. In fact, it’s barely news at all. I’m getting so tired of seeing Canadian news shows trying to get more eyes on them by including the words Donald Trump. Yes the election in the USA is entertaining to watch from a distance, but it’s not even going to happen until November. And yet the Canadian news follows every little fart Trump makes. Please tell me more about our own politics, and don’t try to make it less boring than it is. Because politics should be boring! Especially Canadian politics. My rant is over and I invite you to enjoy the short Canadian news story that made me smile…